Way to Bring Down the Room, Chik-fil-A . . .

I got Riley a kid's meal at Chik-fil-A yesterday.  It had the obligatory "prize/toy" enclosed.  This one was lamer than usual.  It was a roughly 2" X 2" cube that had questions on each side.  The intent, I believe, is to spur conversation during a family meal.  Everyone takes a turn rolling the "die" and answering a question.

There were some fun ones like:

"What would you like to be famous for?"
"What's the most fun you've ever had?"
"What is the strangest food you have every eaten?"  (Chik-fil-A nuggets maybe?)
"What's the most amazing thing you have ever found?"
"What's the most physical pain you've ever had to endure?"

Wait a minute.  What was that last one? The most PHYSICAL PAIN?  Who's writing this shit?  So much for light family discussion.

Do they think that John McCain is going to be playing the game?  Are they working with Child Protective Services?

Here are some suggestions for the next edition:

"Have you ever laughed at someone less fortunate?"
"Does you body humiliate you during gym?

"Ever met an old person who smells funny?"

"Why should God keep loving you?"

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Chik-fil-A!!!!???

Comments

[Pamela]

The Chick-fil-A prizes have never been as popular as Mickey D's in our household. Most of them are completely lame.

[Pamela]

The Chick-fil-A prizes have never been as popular as Mickey D's in our household. Most of them are completely lame.

[Widgett Walls]

Well, I suppose we should expect that from a chain that's not open Sundays. Not that there's anything wrong with that, except for the fact that it's *always* on a freakin' *Sunday* that I'm craving a Chik-fil-A chicken biscuit!

[Kevin]

That's God's chicken, they are just looking out.