Well . . . the thinkdaddy family has moved to the south Florida, Miami-Ft. Lauderdale area. Culture shock abounds.
I thought that the drivers in St. Louis were awful. Miami makes them look like wagon train participants. I have never seen such shitty, distracted drivers. I postulate that this is because of a high concentration of all of the "bad driver stereotypes" down here.
Next time you roll up behind a slow, confused, traffic-paralyzing driver, try my little game that I call, "Old?, Asian?, or On-the-Phone?"
Predict which stereotypical group that they fall into and earn a point. You can also score doubles if you find an old Asian, or a phone phumphering geriatric.
If you come across an old, Asian that is on the phone -- pull over.